Andy Jay: Hi Captains, nice photo. Let me ask, why is it that superheros wear their underwear over the top of their clothes?
NW: Because their pants are always clean, it is a sign of perfection….
TP: Plus, It’s a fashion statementâŠ!!!
AJ:Â OK, so you are clearly not really superheros, but if you were, which super power would you like to have?
NW: The power of speed, so I can no longer have to plod!!
TP: The power of invisibility, so I can cause lots of mischief!!!
AJ: Would you rather be able to read peopleâs minds OR have x-ray vision?
TP & NW: We know what you’re thinking…….!!!!….it has to be X-ray vision!!
AJ: Tell me, what was the most interesting trip you have ever taken?
TP: Â Oh no…what did you have to go and ask that for??
NW: Â Well it was when I went to Texas and ran the New Braunfels Half Marathon….where I finished in first position….the first Spartan….it was a great trip….
AJ: Anyway, moving swiftly on….What is your favourite pre-run breakfast ?
NW: Porridge. Because I am not allowed a fry up.
TP: I have porridge too….but not with Nick!!  #awkward
AJ: What is your favourite piece of clothing?
NW: It has to be my famous flat cap…
TP: Obviously mine has to be my stripy vest….closely followed by my underpantsâŠ
AJ: What was the funniest thing you have ever experienced while running?
NW: I think it was my Pingu experience….although Sharon running through the farm with a flock of sheep hot on her heels was very funny too!!!
TP: UmmmâŠI think mine was Andy Jay stamping his feet and throwing his toys out the pram at the Eddy half while Charlie did his rather poor impersonation of a Scots man…..!!
AJ: If you were stranded on a deserted island, what five items would you want to have with you and why?
TP: Jointly stranded?
NW: Together? #awkward…
TP: Well in that case, Iâd need earplugs (to avoid those stories from Texas!). UmmâŠand a box of Christmas crackers (to source some new jokes)
NW: Iâd take earplugs (to avoid the bad jokes). And a mobile device to prevent Facebook withdrawal symptoms….
TP: Yes I can imagine the exciting status updates nowâŠ.Still stuck on the island….sunny and sandy today…
NW: Iâd need my other gadgets too â like my head torch, to see what I am doing when it gets dark
TP: Â And Iâd have to take my Spartan calendar!
NW. Oh, and my dartboard… (see the Spartan calendar….)
AJ:Â What are your pet running peeves?
TP: Andy Jay.
NW: Andy Prior.
AJ: What three items are top of your bucket list?
NW: run the Las Vegas half marathon, to go to Australia to see the Ashes, and to visit a desert island (but not with the ladies captain)….
TP: Iâd like to travel some more, Rome and South America being top of my wish list at the moment, and Iâd like to get a PhD â Dr Pez has such a nice ring to it donât you think?!âŠ.and Iâd like to learn to swim really well and really far to escape Nick on that desert island….
AJ:Â Where would you go in a time machine?
TP: Into the future…just to see if AJ gets any quicker….but thatâs unlikely and actually I donât think I really want to know what the future has in store so I think Iâd go back…..maybe to Egyptian times see how they really did build the pyramids..
NW: Umm..Iâd pop back to 1986 and leave a note for myself to buy shares in Apple and Google with my first ever pay cheque….
AJ: Do you have any phobias?
TP: Spiders and housework! And Nick’s stories from Texas….
NW: Heights, stripy shorts, and the Ladies CaptainâŠ
AJ: Would you rather own a boat or a plane?
NW. A boat….I don’t like heights….
TP: But you work for an airline….??
AJ: Which Spartan do you most look up to?
NW. Ron Cohen â what an inspiration
TP: Andy Jay – cos he is taller than meâŠ(and paid me to say that!!)
AJ: Do you have any moments of fame?
NW: Yes, I appeared in 1993 FA cup final. Unfortunately I didnât score the winning goal though!!
TP: Â I was in the Comet once….There was a great photo of me with blurred feet â my girls were very impressed as the blurring was clearly due to the fact I was running so fast…!!
AJ: What is the best thing about the Spartans….
NW: It has to be the great people..The Fab 4,  Doyles Dollies, and Andy Jay of courseâŠ~
TP: What about me…??
NW: Ooppps….#awkward
TP: My best bits are Shed parties, SSRs, CBFs, all the laughs we have and of course the fab training runs on offer – intervals on a Tuesday, long Sunday morning adventures (preferably with Jelly Babies) – and the MWLâŠoh yes, and listening to tales of Texas…..get off my foot now NickâŠ.
NW:Â And the Ladies Captain…TP…can you stop pinching me now…??!
AJ:Â Would you rather give up chocolate or chips?
TP: Chips obviously â couldn’t be without chocolate!!
NW: Iâll give up the chocolate – there’s a shortage anyway with TP’s addiction…
AJ: Would you rather find true love or ÂŁ100,000?
TP: That’s easy. ÂŁ100,000!!….
NW: ÂŁ100,000!!!
AJ: Would you rather sit on a cloud or walk on water?
NW: Walk on water…
TP: That would be useful if your boat sinks CaptainâŠ
AJ: Delicious choice: Swallow a fly or suck a brussel sprout?
TP: The fly….have had a fair few while out running already….
NW: Ummm..protein
AJ:Â Would you prefer to be super strong or super fast?
TP:Â Super strong…I am already super fast….and I have cute muscles! đ
NW: Super Fast…I am already super strong..! (flexes muscles)
AJ: Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?
TP: A PirateâŠof the Caribbean…with Johnny Depp…
NW:Â A pirate obviously, I mean Iâve already got me boat, and I can walk on water….and I look like Johnny Depp
TP:  Johnny Vegas more likeâŠ
AJ:Â Would you like it to be always summer or always winter?
NW: Defo Summer…it’s not Christmas and there are no Christmas cracker jokes!!!…..ouch…!!!
AJ: Do you prefer to have your birthday or Christmas?
NW:Â Birthday..no Christmas jokes to put up with!!..OUCH!!!!
AJ: What location would you choose: to be on a beach or up a hill?
NW: A beach….youâve got me thinking back to that desert island….
TP:Â Iâd rather be up a hill….escaping Nickâs desert island fantasies..!!
AJ: You guys seem to do a lot together as CaptainsâŠwhat famous double act would you compare yourselves too?
TP: I think Wham. One talented member (me) and one who just follows behindâŠ.!!! đ ….
AJ: Â Thanks Captains!!!!